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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@yourhandle
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitC
SincerityD
ShitpostingA
Not a RobotA+
YapperA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Opens most posts with 'unpopular opinion' as though it were a citation."

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@yourhandle
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
Talking in ClassC
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingA+
AttendanceA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Opens most posts with 'unpopular opinion' as though it were a citation."

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FILE UNDER: POSTING HABITSreportcard.lol

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENTyour-profile
HOMEROOMGrowth Strategy
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesB
Plain EnglishC
ModestyD
ReferencesA
AttendanceA+
Keeping It ShortA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.72/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"A holistic, dynamic, results-driven approach to saying very little."

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