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STUDENTAryan Kaushal (aryan-kaushal)
HOMEROOMNetworking 101
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesB
Corporate SpeakB
Humble BragC
Hot TakesA
YapperA+
TenureD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.88/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Brief at most stops. The dates are closer together than expected on a career page."

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aryan-kaushal on LinkedIn: GPA 2.88 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Honest Titles (B). Teacher's comment: "Brief at most stops. The dates are closer together than expected on a career page.".

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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.