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Ranked #28 of 540 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@patricecassard
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Some strong bits mixed with posts that got halfway to the joke and stopped walking."

Enrolled in community support. The effort is genuine and relentless.

Honor roll confirmed. The rest of the class would like directions.

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@patricecassard on X: GPA 3.67 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "Some strong bits mixed with posts that got halfway to the joke and stopped walking.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.