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"Everything is on message. The teacher would like to know what the message is."
Assigned to the optimization wing. The teacher follows the numbers.
Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.
@mcdonalds on Threads: GPA 2.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (A), weakest Attendance (F). Teacher's comment: "Everything is on message. The teacher would like to know what the message is.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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