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"A familiar look throughout, like it was born in another feed and transferred here for school."
Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.
Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@starbucks on Threads: GPA 2.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (A), weakest Attendance (F). Teacher's comment: "A familiar look throughout, like it was born in another feed and transferred here for school.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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