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Ranked #8 of 42 on LinkedIn

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTNeal Fultz (nfultz)
HOMEROOMExecutive Summary
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesB
Corporate SpeakB
Plain EnglishA+
YapperB
TenureA+
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.52/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Solid match at most stops. One or two titles are wearing heels, but nothing outrageous."

Posts were not available this semester; Attendance not graded.

Seated in the no-frills row. The profile is finished before it starts to repeat itself.

Grade stands. Have seen worse from profiles with twice the experience.

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nfultz on LinkedIn: GPA 3.52 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Plain English (A+), weakest Keeping It Short (B). Teacher's comment: "Solid match at most stops. One or two titles are wearing heels, but nothing outrageous.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.