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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTTahir YILMAZ (tahir-yilmaz)
HOMEROOMNetworking 101
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesB
Corporate SpeakC
Humble BragA
Hot TakesD
YapperA+
TenureA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Insights are delivered in verse, one line at a time. Full sentences are also an option."

Broetry: the one-line stanza format runs through the feed.

Enrolled in community building. The engagement is consistent and the encouragement is plentiful.

Remedial session recommended. Several sections need a rewrite.

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tahir-yilmaz on LinkedIn: GPA 3.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Honest Titles (B). Teacher's comment: "Insights are delivered in verse, one line at a time. Full sentences are also an option.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.