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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@nqlovenq
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
Emoji RestraintA
RagebaitF
SincerityA+
ShitpostingD
AttendanceF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.43/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attendance: minimal. The account exists. The evidence is thin."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@nqlovenq on Threads: GPA 2.43 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A+), weakest Attendance (F). Teacher's comment: "Attendance: minimal. The account exists. The evidence is thin.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.