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"Last active a long while ago. The archive was deep and the search was long."
Placed in the industry roundup class. The sources are credited loosely.
Summer school. The personal brand has not yet graduated.
abhishikt on LinkedIn: GPA 3.27 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Plain English (A+), weakest Attendance (D). Teacher's comment: "Last active a long while ago. The archive was deep and the search was long.".
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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.
What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.
What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.
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