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No. 001 / Fall term

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTPrasanna Venkataraman (worldofprasanna)
HOMEROOMNetworking 101
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesB
Corporate SpeakC
Humble BragB
Hot TakesB
YapperA
TenureA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts are formatted as motivational stanzas. Prose is allowed on this platform."

Broetry: the one-line stanza format runs through the feed.

Registered for professional validation studies. The commenting streak has been noted.

Not passing this semester. The notes are extensive.

PARENT SIGNATURE
FILE UNDER: POSTING HABITSLinkedIn · reportcard.lol

worldofprasanna on LinkedIn: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Keeping It Short (A), weakest Honest Titles (B). Teacher's comment: "Posts are formatted as motivational stanzas. Prose is allowed on this platform.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.