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STUDENT@kevinhart4real
HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
Emoji RestraintF
RagebaitD
SincerityD
ShitpostingC
AttendanceA+
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts where the emojis tell one story and the words tell another. The emojis won."

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@kevinhart4real on Threads: GPA 2.22 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Attendance (A+), weakest Emoji Restraint (F). Teacher's comment: "Posts where the emojis tell one story and the words tell another. The emojis won.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.