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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTAravindhan Pugazhendhi (aravindhan-pugazhendhi)
HOMEROOMExecutive Summary
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakB
Humble BragA
Plain EnglishA
YapperA+
TenureB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.72/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Buzzwords appear but do not take over. The meaning got through."

Registered for the strong opinions workshop. The supporting evidence is still in transit.

Honor roll. The endorsement count was not a factor, but it helped.

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aravindhan-pugazhendhi on LinkedIn: GPA 3.72 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Plain English (A). Teacher's comment: "Buzzwords appear but do not take over. The meaning got through.".

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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.