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"The about section is fluent in LinkedIn-speak. Subtitles would help."
Placed in the industry roundup class. The sources are credited loosely.
Honor roll. Your connections would be proud, if they read these.
alexemfriend on LinkedIn: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Honest Titles (B). Teacher's comment: "The about section is fluent in LinkedIn-speak. Subtitles would help.".
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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.
What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.
What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.
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