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No. 001 / Fall term

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTDimitris Kalogirou (dkalogirou)
HOMEROOMCredentials Lab
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakC
Humble BragA
Plain EnglishB
YapperC
TenureB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The about section is fluent in LinkedIn-speak. Subtitles would help."

Placed in the institutional track. The career history speaks before the about section does.

Back for summer school. The personal brand has not yet graduated.

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dkalogirou on LinkedIn: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Honest Titles (A), weakest Keeping It Short (C). Teacher's comment: "The about section is fluent in LinkedIn-speak. Subtitles would help.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.