Official grade slip

Ranked #4 of 356 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@jb_in_ie

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

RagebaitD

SincerityA+

ShitpostingA

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE4.15/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts that feel written, not produced. The teacher actually read these."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.

On the honor roll. The teacher had to read the card twice.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/jb_in_ie

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.