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Ranked #16 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@thepixelform
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA+
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
Talking in ClassA
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.72/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise."

Placed in the main character track. Supporting roles were not available.

Made the honor roll. Your parents would actually want to see this one.

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@thepixelform on X: GPA 3.72 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A+), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Humor attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The landing rate suggests otherwise.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.