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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@mosseri
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
Emoji RestraintA
RagebaitC
SincerityC
ShitpostingD
AttendanceC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work."

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@mosseri on Threads: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (A), weakest Shitposting (D). Teacher's comment: "Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is doing all the work.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.