Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@aeejazkhan

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsC

Emoji RestraintA

RagebaitD

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingB

AttendanceA+

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.46/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Perfect attendance. Posts with the regularity of a government office."

* Sincerity: Insufficient data. Not enough posts to determine sincerity level.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: never misses a day. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/threads/aeejazkhan

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.