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Ranked #11 of 42 on LinkedIn

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTCavin Macwan (cavin-macwan)
HOMEROOMPersonal Journey
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakA
Humble BragC
Hot TakesA
YapperA
TenureB
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Each achievement came wrapped in so much backstory that the point arrived last."

Seated in the personal development lab. The transformation is ongoing and scheduled.

Grade stands. Have seen worse from profiles with twice the experience.

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cavin-macwan on LinkedIn: GPA 3.50 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Honest Titles (A), weakest Keeping It Short (A). Teacher's comment: "Each achievement came wrapped in so much backstory that the point arrived last.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.