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Ranked #18 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@martinrue
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingB
Not a RobotA
YapperD
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.67/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Natural enough that the produced posts stand out. They stand out."

Placed in the main character track. Supporting roles were not available.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

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@martinrue on X: GPA 3.67 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Sincerity (B). Teacher's comment: "Natural enough that the produced posts stand out. They stand out.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.