reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"No humor found this semester. The feed takes itself completely seriously and means it."
Seated in Brainrot. The teacher has seen this content before.
Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.
@guardian on Threads: GPA 2.43 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (A+), weakest Shitposting (F). Teacher's comment: "No humor found this semester. The feed takes itself completely seriously and means it.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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