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"Hard to read without a buzzword glossary. Bringing one does not help either."
Moved to the algorithmic posting wing. The pattern was spotted immediately.
Summer school. The personal brand has not yet graduated.
jeffweiner on LinkedIn: GPA 3.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Honest Titles (B). Teacher's comment: "Hard to read without a buzzword glossary. Bringing one does not help either.".
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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.
What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.
What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.
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