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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTDarshit Dudhaiya (darshitdudhaiya)
HOMEROOMGrowth Strategy
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakB
Humble BragB
Hot TakesA
YapperA
TenureD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Post after post is a vertical column of short lines. Paragraphs are available and encouraged."

Broetry: the one-line stanza format runs through the feed.

Placed in engagement optimization. The metrics arrived before the ideas did.

Back for summer school. The personal brand has not yet graduated.

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darshitdudhaiya on LinkedIn: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Honest Titles (A), weakest Keeping It Short (A). Teacher's comment: "Post after post is a vertical column of short lines. Paragraphs are available and encouraged.".

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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.