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Ranked #42 of 46 on LinkedIn

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTMano Sundar M (manosundarmanivel)
HOMEROOMPersonal Journey
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesB
Corporate SpeakB
Humble BragB
Hot TakesB
YapperB
TenureF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The feed reads like a poem, but nobody here enrolled in creative writing."

Broetry: the one-line stanza format runs through the feed.

Assigned to personal brand studies. The growth arc is being workshopped in public.

Summer school. The profile is close. The draft is just not the final version.

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manosundarmanivel on LinkedIn: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Honest Titles (B), weakest Keeping It Short (B). Teacher's comment: "The feed reads like a poem, but nobody here enrolled in creative writing.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.