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"A feed with no rough edges, no surprises, and no evidence a human runs it."
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Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.
@microsoft on Threads: GPA 2.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (B), weakest Sincerity (F). Teacher's comment: "A feed with no rough edges, no surprises, and no evidence a human runs it.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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