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"Emojis are starting to outnumber the clauses in some posts. A developing situation."
Assigned to the comedy track. Use your powers responsibly.
Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.
@thecatmurgatroyd on Threads: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Attendance (D). Teacher's comment: "Emojis are starting to outnumber the clauses in some posts. A developing situation.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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