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STUDENT@guybeingproductive
HOMEROOMBrainrot
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitF
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotC
YapperF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.60/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Follows every trending format with commitment but never adds an original contribution."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Placed in the remix cohort. Original credit has been logged elsewhere.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@guybeingproductive on Threads: GPA 2.60 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (C), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Follows every trending format with commitment but never adds an original contribution.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.