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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@guybeingproductive
HOMEROOMBrainrot
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
Emoji RestraintA
RagebaitF
SincerityC
ShitpostingC
AttendanceA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"F in Ragebait. Meaning they never bait anyone. The teacher is suspicious."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Seated in Brainrot. The teacher has seen this content before.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.