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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTMuhammed Furkan Yılmaz (muhammed-furkan-yilmaz)
HOMEROOMThought Leadership
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakB
Humble BragA
Plain EnglishA+
YapperC
TenureA
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Enough backstory to fill a separate document. The about section wishes it had stayed in one."

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This semester's honor roll. Not surprised, and still wrote it down.

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muhammed-furkan-yilmaz on LinkedIn: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Plain English (A+), weakest Keeping It Short (C). Teacher's comment: "Enough backstory to fill a separate document. The about section wishes it had stayed in one.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.