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"Most sentences have at least one word that sounds impressive and says nothing."
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yashi13malik on LinkedIn: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Honest Titles (A), weakest Keeping It Short (A). Teacher's comment: "Most sentences have at least one word that sounds impressive and says nothing.".
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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.
What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.
What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.
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