satyanadella on LinkedIn: GPA 3.27 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Honest Titles (A). Teacher's comment: "Almost every sentence on this profile leverages something. Lost track after the second paragraph.".
CaptionA+ for tenure. the career has chapters, not bullet points.
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