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Official grade slip

No. 001 / Fall term

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTLex van Dommelen (techiesreviews)
HOMEROOMPersonal Journey
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Plain EnglishA+
ModestyA+
ReferencesINC*
AttendanceC
Keeping It ShortB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.52/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The about section describes a person doing work. The teacher endorses this approach."

* References: Grade pending. Not enough references to establish a baseline.

Assigned to the authentic leadership class. The vulnerability has been noted.

Summer school. Several sections need a rewrite and one needs a delete.

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techiesreviews on LinkedIn: GPA 3.52 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Plain English (A+), weakest Attendance (C). Teacher's comment: "The about section describes a person doing work. The teacher endorses this approach.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.