Official grade slip

No. 001 / Fall term

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENTAlexander M. LaBarbera (amlabarbera)

HOMEROOMGrowth Strategy

SUBJECTGRADE

Honest TitlesA

Plain EnglishA+

ModestyA+

ReferencesINC^*

AttendanceB

Keeping It ShortD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.32/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The about section has substructure. It should not have substructure."

* References: Grade pending. Not enough references to establish a baseline.

Enrolled in content strategy studies. The numbers are running the content.

Summer school. The personal brand has not yet graduated.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my linkedin report card and it says: brag-free. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/linkedin/amlabarbera

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.