Official grade slip

Ranked #111 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@vitalikbuterin

HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA+

RagebaitD

SincerityA

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperC

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.77/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Original ideas, written from scratch. The algorithm is confused and so is everyone else."

Enrolled in Advanced Hot Takes. The teacher has cleared the schedule.

Honor roll confirmed. This account set a bar the rest of the class can see.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: original thinker. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/vitalikbuterin

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.