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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@theatlantic
HOMEROOMBrainrot
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
Emoji RestraintA
RagebaitF
SincerityF
ShitpostingF
AttendanceA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.22/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Barely an unfiltered moment this semester. Full brand compliance from first post to last."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Placed in the remix cohort. Original credit has been logged elsewhere.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@theatlantic on Threads: GPA 2.22 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (A), weakest Sincerity (F). Teacher's comment: "Barely an unfiltered moment this semester. Full brand compliance from first post to last.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.