Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@netflix

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsD

Emoji RestraintB

RagebaitF

SincerityD

ShitpostingD

AttendanceA

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.38/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sincerity is present in small quantities, like a condiment the teacher can barely taste."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in community management. The team needs more of this energy.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: unbaitable. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/threads/netflix

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.