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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@nasa
HOMEROOMThe Control Room
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
Emoji RestraintB
RagebaitF
SincerityF
ShitpostingC
AttendanceB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"A feed with no rough edges, no surprises, and no evidence a human runs it."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

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Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

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@nasa on Threads: GPA 2.55 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (B), weakest Sincerity (F). Teacher's comment: "A feed with no rough edges, no surprises, and no evidence a human runs it.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.