Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@nasa

HOMEROOMThe Control Room

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

Emoji RestraintB

RagebaitF

SincerityD

ShitpostingB

AttendanceB

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The personal brand is speaking and the person has left the building."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Enrolled in growth strategy. The content strategy is visible from here.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: unbaitable. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/threads/nasa

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.