Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@paulfarino

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitF

SincerityA

ShitpostingB

Not a RobotA+

YapperD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.77/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts without a hook designed to start a war in the comments. Every teacher's favorite."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/paulfarino

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.