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Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTMilan Surelia (milansurelia)
HOMEROOMProfile Strategy
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakC
Humble BragA
Plain EnglishA
YapperC
TenureB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.17/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Corporate vocabulary runs the about section. The job description is the opening act."

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milansurelia on LinkedIn: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Honest Titles (A), weakest Keeping It Short (C). Teacher's comment: "Corporate vocabulary runs the about section. The job description is the opening act.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.