Official grade slip

No. 001 / Fall term

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENTArianna Huffington (ariannahuffington)

HOMEROOMPersonal Journey

SUBJECTGRADE

Honest TitlesA+

Plain EnglishA

ModestyC

ReferencesINC^*

AttendanceA+

Keeping It ShortD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.12/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The about section is a document within a document."

* References: Grade pending. Not enough references to establish a baseline.

Assigned to the authentic leadership class. The vulnerability has been noted.

Summer school recommended. The profile needs another draft.

PARENT SIGNATURE

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.