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STUDENTArianna Huffington (ariannahuffington)
HOMEROOMPersonal Journey
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakB
Humble BragB
Hot TakesA
YapperB
TenureA+
HONOR ROLL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.55/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Several buzzwords are in the mix. The content is still visible behind them."

Enrolled in the vulnerability seminar. The lessons arrive before the homework does.

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ariannahuffington on LinkedIn: GPA 3.55 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Honest Titles (A), weakest Keeping It Short (B). Teacher's comment: "Several buzzwords are in the mix. The content is still visible behind them.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.