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Ranked #30 of 42 on LinkedIn

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENTOleksii Veselovskyi (oleksii-veselovskyi)
HOMEROOMExecutive Summary
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakB
AttendanceB
Plain EnglishA+
YapperC
TenureC
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"This about section is longer than recommended, but readable if the reader brings patience."

Enrolled in the confident declarations seminar. The reasoning is on a different page entirely.

Remedial session recommended. Several sections need a rewrite.

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oleksii-veselovskyi on LinkedIn: GPA 3.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Plain English (A+), weakest Keeping It Short (C). Teacher's comment: "This about section is longer than recommended, but readable if the reader brings patience.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.