Official grade slip

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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@fastcompany

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SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsINC^*

Emoji RestraintA+

RagebaitF

SincerityD

ShitpostingD

AttendanceB

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.72/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Every post feels produced. The camera is always on, the person is always ready."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

* Original Posts: INC. The sample did not have enough to call it either way.

Placed in the remix cohort. Original credit has been logged elsewhere.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: uses words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/threads/fastcompany

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.