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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENTRichard Branson (richardbranson)
HOMEROOMPersonal Journey
SUBJECTGRADE
Honest TitlesA
Corporate SpeakD
Humble BragA
Hot TakesB
YapperA+
TenureA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.38/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Stakeholders and ecosystems appear in every paragraph. The actual job appears briefly, once."

Placed in the authentic storytelling track. The origin story is already posted.

Summer school. Several sections need a rewrite and one needs a delete.

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richardbranson on LinkedIn: GPA 3.38 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Keeping It Short (A+), weakest Honest Titles (A). Teacher's comment: "Stakeholders and ecosystems appear in every paragraph. The actual job appears briefly, once.".

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Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.