Official grade slip

No. 001 / Fall term

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENTRichard Branson (richardbranson)

HOMEROOMPersonal Journey

SUBJECTGRADE

Honest TitlesA

Plain EnglishA

ModestyA+

ReferencesINC^*

AttendanceA

Keeping It ShortF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.26/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"The about section is not an about section. It is a memoir with a LinkedIn framing."

* References: INC. Fewer than three recommendations in the profile. The sample is thin.

Enrolled in the personal brand track. The story is being told on a schedule.

Summer school. Several sections need a rewrite and one needs a delete.

PARENT SIGNATURE

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your LinkedIn profile reads, not how many connections you have.

What counts: job titles that match the work, plain language without corporate jargon, achievements stated without the humblebrag wrapper, recommendations that sound like real people, showing up for a while, and keeping the about section readable.

What doesn't count: connection count, follower numbers, or which companies you've worked at. The grade is about how the profile reads.