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"The posts try to be funny the way a company email tries to be casual on Fridays."
Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.
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@barackobama on Threads: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Emoji Restraint (A), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "The posts try to be funny the way a company email tries to be casual on Fridays.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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