Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@barackobama

HOMEROOMAura Farming

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsA

Emoji RestraintA

RagebaitD

SincerityINC^*

ShitpostingC

AttendanceC

HONOR ROLL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.20/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Posts from a distinct point of view. Not borrowed, not rephrased."

* Sincerity: INC. The sample was too short to establish a consistent voice.

Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.

Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.

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Caption"Posts from a distinct point of view. Not borrowed, not rephrased." my report card came in. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/threads/barackobama

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.