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reportcard.lol ยท SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"Opens most posts with 'unpopular opinion' like it's a greeting. It is not a greeting."
reportcard.lol ยท SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"Opens most posts with 'unpopular opinion' like it's a greeting. It is not a greeting."
reportcard.lol ยท SEMESTER: Fall 2026
"A holistic, dynamic, results-driven approach to saying very little."
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should probably post more of my thoughts and other stuff tbh ๐ค get your grade here โ https://t.co/0ss5U3rpdK
— jhey สโขแดฅโขส (@jh3yy) Sep 25, 2026
Dad, mom... I'm not sorry https://t.co/vOFKCipkwd
— Tom Siwik (@tomhacks) Sep 25, 2026
@notifyShivam here is mine: https://t.co/RiGEt6EQDi
— Mehul Fanawala (@mehulfanawala) Sep 25, 2026
Sincerity = A. @aarondfrancis would approve. https://t.co/kieOWgylQs
— Josh (@joshmanders) Sep 25, 2026
omg ๐ https://t.co/uSGIeWM9fh
— Ayush ๐ (@ayushtweetshere) Sep 25, 2026
Hahaha oh no https://t.co/CQtRkzNznY
— Loftwah (@loftwah) Sep 26, 2026
how the fuck am i more sincere than josh? https://t.co/K928W6vStN
— luna (@imlunahey) Sep 25, 2026
I'm as sincere as it gets ๐ https://t.co/iT5spk10Sd
— Abdul (@justabdulraouf) Sep 26, 2026
And there I was thinking I'm an original content creator ๐ญ Thanks @notifyShivam ๐ https://t.co/6L07DH4bQM
— Martin Tale (@martintale) Sep 25, 2026
Yapping, D? I mean, all I do here is yap... https://t.co/HdnE0oTVwf
— Terekhin Ivan (Vanka) (@terekhinivan) Sep 25, 2026
@tomhacks Good to see that I am not yapping https://t.co/oxpYc9wuRn
— Priyanka Pudi (@priyankapudi) Sep 25, 2026
NOT YAPPING ENOUGH?! https://t.co/nHPeNCggGo https://t.co/5I72WHCdaw
— bro (@brobro) Sep 25, 2026
@joshmanders @aarondfrancis lol - I'm not a robot. https://t.co/0JC1Af25Ce
— Mike Key (@1337hero) Sep 25, 2026
โHeโs good, but he doesnโt put in enough effortโ https://t.co/FAGOAuHAEH
— stemonte (@stemonteduro) Sep 25, 2026
i guess https://t.co/t0BITWWGYB
— mack (@themackabu) Sep 25, 2026
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ https://t.co/wK3AnGvjdb
— Nat La Pirate #No2SelfID (@natlapirate) Sep 25, 2026
@notifyShivam First time seeing your site, design is ๐ฅ๐
— Daniel Hunter (@danielkhunter) Sep 25, 2026
thanks for the report @notifyShivam let's see how I can improve my grades ;p https://t.co/slrNLiMZXt
— Melvin Rook (@bamieater) Sep 25, 2026
@notifyShivam tried it, its fun https://t.co/4ZcJfQ01RZ
— Krish (@imkrishgohil) Sep 26, 2026
Dang. https://t.co/XUmShk3WeZ
— Scott O'Nanski (@nanskio) Sep 25, 2026
Iโm kinda okay with this tbh https://t.co/RUTQ1FXrtW
— Chris ๐งฑ (@chriszeuch) Sep 25, 2026
my report card just came in. no notes. https://t.co/6Ij1ubxkIq @tomhacks does it mean I need to: - ragebait more - yap more?
— Marcin Dudek (@myththrazz) Sep 25, 2026
i gotta up my x game. https://t.co/aTboQjCEyT
— shashank sn (@istupidpreneur) Sep 25, 2026
@jh3yy But do I even want Aโs in ragebaiting or yapping? ๐ https://t.co/9FADvhUXx0
— Jalen Davenport (@jalendport) Sep 25, 2026
@tomhacks Does D for ragebait and yapper mean i yapp too much and ragebait or I dont do it enough https://t.co/6LIGkSRheX
— mjrode (@mjrode) Sep 25, 2026
Eheh, i don't know what to think about it ! @notifyShivam https://t.co/v6AvfScFGB
— Alexis ๐ซ๐ท (@alexislamouv) Sep 26, 2026
@notifyShivam Here is my report card, i need to work on shitposting https://t.co/qVX2XoObbr
— Karan from Boringlaunch (@gamifykaran) Sep 25, 2026
@joshmanders @aarondfrancis Actually my best report card ive ever had https://t.co/C8WpTti7pr
— mikku (@mikkurogue) Sep 25, 2026
D in ragebait is devastating. see you at summer school ๐ https://t.co/hcqs3w1FmB
— Ivan Golovach (@ivandotge) Sep 25, 2026
my report card just came in. no notes. https://t.co/U4dLiHAYrK
— Michael (@_bymich) Sep 25, 2026
@228Emiry Dam Iโm horrible at ragebait https://t.co/s3BhRJqkM5
— Some1sTech (@thereals1t) Sep 25, 2026
@jh3yy I'll take that F in ragebait gladly ๐ https://t.co/LxHIfEkVKu
— Nathael โ๏ธ (@krayorn) Sep 25, 2026
@tomhacks at least i'm not a robot :( what is homeroom btw? https://t.co/5puLsadQrC
— Yevgeniy Fomin (@yevgeniy_dev) Sep 25, 2026
summer school again. A+ in Sincerity did not save me. https://t.co/BUdONoZYcX
— Awais alwaisy (@alvaisy) Sep 25, 2026
We shall do better (yap more, ragebait more; 2027 resolution found) https://t.co/9DaCn4MIF4
— RyanQuinn (@frown360turn) Sep 26, 2026
@jh3yy I got a B in shit posting, insane https://t.co/dkVeZrV6Vi
— Sara (@_sarant) Sep 25, 2026
just got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say? https://t.co/yTF5Rvjggy
— E ๐๐งก๐ค โฎ๏ธ ๐๐ฏ๐ต๐ฌ๐ง๐จ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ท๐บ๐ฆ (@echan1337) Sep 26, 2026
my report card just came in. no notes. https://t.co/Y5OOLgfrTt lol
— Jose Viloria (@anotherspanish) Sep 25, 2026
just got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say? https://t.co/O7Pshi7EAp
— singh (@wellitsabhi) Sep 26, 2026
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