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"Joins most trends after they peak. The original posts are outnumbered but not absent."
Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.
@yevgeniy_dev on X: GPA 3.17 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Joins most trends after they peak. The original posts are outnumbered but not absent.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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