Official grade slip

Ranked #394 of 426 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@wealthsimple

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsINC^*

RagebaitD

SincerityD

ShitpostingC

Not a RobotC

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.66/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Sincerity is present in small quantities, like a condiment the teacher can barely taste."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

* Original Posts: Grade incomplete. Not enough posts to determine original versus borrowed content.

Assigned to the support track. The encouragement is appreciated.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

@wealthsimple on X: GPA 2.66 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Shitposting (C), weakest Sincerity (D). Teacher's comment: "Sincerity is present in small quantities, like a condiment the teacher can barely taste.".

Captionjust got my report card and it says: person of few words. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/wealthsimple

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.