Official grade slip

Ranked #352 of 361 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@wahaj_designer

HOMEROOMThe Pep Rally

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsINC^*

RagebaitB

SincerityC

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotC

YapperD

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.20/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Clearly human. Natural language, genuine reactions, a voice you can recognize."

* Original Posts: Insufficient evidence to grade. Posts were too ambiguous to evaluate.

Placed with the spirit committee. Enthusiasm has been documented.

Summer school recommended. Fewer opinions, more drafts.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Caption"Clearly human. Natural language, genuine reactions, a voice you can recognize." my report card came in. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/wahaj_designer

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.