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Ranked #344 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@voidrider4
HOMEROOMThe Debate Pit
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsC
RagebaitC
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA+
Talking in ClassB
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Shows up under every big account's posts the way a seagull shows up at a beach lunch."

Reply guy: more time in other people's threads than in their own.

Assigned to the comment section. Permanent placement.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@voidrider4 on X: GPA 3.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A+), weakest Original Posts (C). Teacher's comment: "Shows up under every big account's posts the way a seagull shows up at a beach lunch.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.