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Ranked #416 of 470 on X

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reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@vision009191
HOMEROOMThe Open Mic
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitD
SincerityA
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.50/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Shows up everywhere except their own timeline."

Reply guy: 19 replies to 18 posts this semester.

Assigned to the comment section. Permanent placement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@vision009191 on X: GPA 2.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (D). Teacher's comment: "Shows up everywhere except their own timeline.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.