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Ranked #445 of 452 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@vincentzepanda
HOMEROOMBrainrot
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsD
RagebaitF
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotC
AttendanceF
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.05/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Attendance: minimal. The account exists. The evidence is thin."

F in Ragebait is the good one. They never bait.

Seated in Brainrot. The teacher has seen this content before.

Assigned to summer school. There is significant room for improvement.

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@vincentzepanda on X: GPA 2.05 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (B), weakest Attendance (F). Teacher's comment: "Attendance: minimal. The account exists. The evidence is thin.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.